daftpnk:

drinking doesnt make you cool

not drinking doesnt make you cool either

you know what makes you cool

having sex with me lets focus on that

wckrspgt:

reasons i should be your friend:

  • my hands are soft i think because people tell me
  • i probably have a soft face too
  • i am willing to play with your hair platonically
  • whenever i eat french fries you can have some
  • YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
  • not all the french fries though

There are two types of greetings:

sodamnrelatable:

 

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

(Source: kollar-bonez)

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

pippinstewardofgondor:

inebriatedpony:

Science!

what the fuck is this science bullshit

(Source: randomweas)

bumbo-kate:

lyssalovescookies:

in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed

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pure brilliance

(Source: iraffiruse)

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

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we´ve been found out